Trend-spotting

(week-long challenge Day-1)

I am not much of a tweet-er but here's my take on some of the trends that caught my fancy today:

• #lastminutegifts - bad memory+ late realization +a deeper hole in the pocket out of guilt + inadequate effect on the recipient. Advice: one might want to pack it brilliantly for an initial 'wow' effect, which would most likely be followed by 'Oh! Its nice(I-don't-know-how-else-to-hide-my-disappointment)!' effect.

• #ihavenorespect- for someone who doesn't finish all the dessert on their plates.

• #icanttakeyouseriously- if you try too hard to make me take you seriously.

• solstice-  comes just four days after 18th dec(see no. 8 )

• Onions-  like them cooked- burnt, fried, curried, pickled, irrespective of the price they might be sold at.

• #stacheswaggin - no ^&^% idea what that means but me likes the way it sounds.

•  Comic Sans- all time favourite font, hands down. Elegant but fun!

• #dearex - remember how I used to say those three special words all the time? Well, I've got three new words for you, 'Screw you, B**CH!' sincerely, I've moved on.

• #dontgosmack- If you thought you were being real smart but ended up seeming #dumber than usual.

• dumber - All I've got to say is I wish I could tag people for this one.